How to Get on a Girl's Bad Side 101

I would like to make clear, if it wasn't obvious to you, I enjoy taking requests for fetish videos. Items or body parts you fantasize about, actions you find fascinating or can't get enough of.

I do not, however, take requests involving costly and/or painful permanent or semi-permanent changes to my physical being. Makeup, wigs, dress up, costumes are great, fun, temporary. Permanent changes or insulting suggestions are not.

Let's all learn by example, shall we, class? Introducing my new course "How to Get on a Girl's Bad Side 101":

Dear Mr. Fucktard SuggestionBox,

1) I didn't ask for a critique of my body. Kindly keep it to yourself. You either like it or you don't. Emailing to explain what you don't specifically like about a woman's body, all the while getting off to her photos and videos? It's pretty misogynistic. Don't like something about me? I'm not changing for anyone but me. Move on and find someone else. It's the interwebs. Go search, there is someone for everyone.

2) No I will not have surgery to change my breasts into something you like better. I wouldn't even do that for a romantic partner. And you, sir, are a complete stranger I know nothing about. Not to mention it would cost between $5,000-$10,000 and include considerable physical pain. Do you have 10 grand laying around? Because I don't. If you're offering, I'd happily take it. And do whatever the fuck I like with it. Consider it the new AssHat Tax.

3) No I will not dye my hair because you like it better another way. You do realize this is MY body we're talking about, right? Like, I walk around in it everyday, a real person with thoughts and feelings and everything...I even have people who love me, who I love. No seriously. Girls on the internet are real people, I swear, I read a story about it once. They eat, and breathe, and read. It's, like, another dimension, where they exist outside the realm of your personal fantasy. Freaky right? And, like, sometimes, those girls have preferences and opinions of their own - no fucking shit, it blew my mind, dude. (please tell me you understand sarcasm and satire?)

Class dismissed. Break for recess.

For those who are submissive, insulting me is not a game I play in session. If you try this as a passive-aggressive way to get me pissed and yourself more excited, you will quickly and assuredly find yourself blocked.

To everyone else, you know - the majority, with functioning brains - have a great day! Thanks for reading and not being a dimwit, I sure do appreciate it ;) *muah*!

And now, on to more important and worthy things. I feel much better now.

xoxo Miss Julie

What's Miss Julie Up To Now?

What has Miss Julie been up to lately? Oh you lucky, lucky fetishists hehe....

I have been playing around with video. Exploring new lighting, angles, and editing. I have learned to film in hd on manual (very handy) and am tweaking the light rigs to get the best views.

Why?

I'm making some fresh fetish videos, of course! Hope to offer them through a few different clip store sites so you all can download your faves.

So far I've done one foot fetish video. Very fun! Going to be working on the editing for that and filming a few more. I'm thinking the next will be a humiliation video, maybe something fun and fantastical (ha) like giantess fetish. Or balloons.

Whaddaya think, my worshippers? :)

Taking Requests

Thinking about doing new foot fetish videos. Any requests out there, foot fetish fans? Lay 'em on me!

Two Days Too Late

Oh come on. Talk about bad timing.

Yesterday I saw that porn mega star Janine Lindemulder was offering private webcam shows. I was all, "Seriously?? Holy crap I need to see one of those!" Cuz, I mean, really? What could be better than getting one of the Vivid girls to take your requests in PRIVATE?? No brainer there.

So I was all excited, and was going to tell you guys every detail of my Janine webcam experience when...

...Fuck!

Ok, ok, let's back it up - more info is needed here. If you didn't already know, the lust-worthy Miss Janine has had some legal issues and spent a bit of time in the slammer, followed by a halfway house. Nothing scandalous, really, just business/tax issues.

So, she's been free a while but the officials in charge of her parole have decided she can no longer do cam shows or other adult work until she's totally done with parole, September 7.

Motherfucking cocksucking bad timing!! If I had only caught her live on webcam two days ago :(

Janine's webcam bio page:


I'll be checking to see when she's back and let you all know. If you all hear any info, let me know k?

We're pulling for you, Janine, keep your chin up!

Free Videos: Rachel BJ

Today, my fellow pervs, we get video clips from Rachel - yay! I was checking her out on twitter and had a wicked fantasy about kissing this uber-hottie. Lucky for all of us, Rachel offered some videos for us to get off to.

In the video, she treats Buzz to a BJ and makes him squirt on her big boobs (now you KNOW you have to be over 18 to watch THIS):


Rachel is super sweet, very cool, and yes I've met her and can verify she's not a fake. She may be high glam, sure. But she's also smart, friendly, and freakin hilarious! The life of the party, she and her man Buzz are always up for a good time with good people.

Today's Crush

Today's crush is Mnislahi. She's exotic, petite, brunette, and an all-around badass. 18 piercings and 4 tattoos on a tiny, hot-assed frame? Sign me up. She satisfies my lets-get-drunk-and-makeout-while-terrorizing-the-neighborhood desires. Besides, any girl who can't live without her iPhone and admits to loving all the Star Wars movies along with "The Goonies"? Duhh, that's a girl for me.

I particularly like her girl/girl photos and the set "Nikon Night".

If you're in the mood for smart, cute, alternative girls...crush on Mnislahi with me. She's here:


Punk Rock Pinup Girls

Free Video Gallery - Diamond

I love Diamond! Ok, you've been warned. I know this girl, personally. She is one hot, sweet, real woman. She really IS that sexy. She really IS that cute. She really IS that feminine.

We met back a few years ago at a porn industry convention. And have kept in touch ever since. She's one of those amazingly down to earth porn-star-next-door types. We need more of those, don't you agree?

You be good to my girl now, ya hear? ;)

Clicking this "come hither" pic will take you to a free video gallery, "Digital Bombshell", courtesy of our Diamond (18+):


If you want more Diamond, here ya go, it's a DJ Buffet, baby:
One-on-one shows, screename "DiamondJames"

She also has all her videos, voyeur cameras, and free weekly members shows on her website, I will be watching, see ya there: