Thursday, May 27, 2010

Democratic Toes: Vote

Somebody remind me this weekend...I want to get a pedicure and do some foot fetish pics.

We're going to play the Democracy game: "What color toes do you vote for?"

- Red
- Pink
- Black
- Purple

Cast your vote by commenting below, citizens of Julieville ;)

Monday, May 24, 2010

Desert Shout Out

The desert says hello! It's always showing off in front of my cameraphone ;)

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Chastity Day

What is Miss Julie feeling today? Hmmm. Desire for control.

I was window shopping for new goodies on one of my favorite toy shops when a particular device captured my perverted attention. And a fantasy was born. We all know the way my dirty mind works ;)

I want to have a man's hormones and hard-on in my capable, domineering hands. Figuratively? Literally? It's all mental. To have him give his sexuality over to me. The decision of when he will release, if he will ever release his mounting sexual tension.

I would use something like this (over 18 only) to make his manhood mine. For as long as I like. Protected from any other woman, any other man, even himself. My possession. Until I say the word, his orgasm belongs to me. Who knows...I may take his pleasure today. Or tomorrow. Or next week. Whenever I decide.

I'm going to make this little fantasy real today. It will begin :) Mark my words. Chastity Day.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Ask Miss Julie: "Gay Marriage"

Today's Reader Submitted Question: "Do you support gay marriage?"

Answer: Yes.

I'm bisexual. Not just for the cameras or "because guys like it" (dude, I heard Snooki from Jersey Shore say it and threw up a little in my mouth).

So why wouldn't I support my own rights? If I fell in love with a woman and wanted to commit to her for the rest of my life, I don't feel it would be any different than the way I've committed to and married a man. I've been in love with women, and it feels no different, emotionally, than being in love with men. Except, of course, you get to share clothes ;)

I'm sure it isn't the same for all bisexuals. Some are more emotionally serious about one sex, but fool around and experiment sexually with the other. For those folks, their opinions on same sex marriage may differ from mine. I'm no expert. My opinion and support is based on personal experience.

And your thoughts arrre?

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Stylin Vagina

Pubic hair. If you watch any amount of porn, you've already seen it. Every style and shape. The full bush, the Spencer Pratt beard, the triangle, the landing strip, the stripe, the trail, the heart shaped box, the lightning bolt, the initial, the brazilian, and the bald beaver.

A woman's choice in vaginal coif is very personal. You may have your preferences. But unless you're eating her pussy daily, you have no say in what she does to her vag. Just remember, mama's always got final veto on her girlie parts ;)

And there are multiple ways to get to a preferred hairdo: scissor trimming, hair removal creams, shaving, waxing. Once I even saw a girl in a strip club dressing room plucking her pubes out one by one with tweezers. Ow. Masochism much? I've called it "my deforestation project", "bushwacking", "the bikini blitz", and more.

Ladies, what do you do with your lovely lady locks? ;)

Friday, May 14, 2010

Miss "Tits and Ass" USA

So the Miss USA pageant is in the news. Like they didn't plan this PR stunt...

They took some promo modeling photos of the contestants and they're provocative. Granted, they're done really well. Black and white, great photographer, styled well. If you haven't seen them, Google it. Hot. I wouldn't call them softcore porn (as some people have), but they're on par with Victoria's Secret.

The hubbub is from folks who think of beauty pageants from the days of Miss America and little girls sitting glued to the television. Emulating these "scholarship contestants".

Let's be clear: the wholesome Miss America mystique is dead, and Donald Trump's Miss USA is dancing on her grave. Don't like it? Don't watch it. But it's a sign of the times.

Now...I would hope none of the contestants was coerced into showing more than she was comfortable with. And if I had a kid I wouldn't be watching pageants with them. Or entering them into pageants - have you seen that TLC reality show "Toddlers and Tiaras"? That shit is twisted...but that's a whole other post.

But barring those things, I'm decidedly "eh" about this issue. Beauty pageants have become adults-only viewing. And by "adults only", I pretty much mean me and my girlfriends, a pitcher of margaritas, and a whole lot of "holy hell have you seen that DRESS?!"

Much like the internet, television has got something for all ages and tastes. It's up to you to decide and monitor what you watch or look for. If you're looking for tits and ass, Donald Trump and his girls have got some for ya. Yee haw! See ya there ;)

Your thoughts? Will you be watching? What do you think of the "racy" photos? Who's your favorite model/state/contestant/future porn star/ know what I mean?

Hey! I'm going to start doing an "Ask Miss Julie" post on Fridays. So let me know your questions! Advice, tips, questions about my experiences? Feel free to ask. Keep the questions generally respectful and I won't have a problem with them. If it's something I don't feel like answering...don't worry, I won't ;) LOL But you know me, I'm pretty open for talking anything sex!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Girls in Glasses

Maybe it's because I've been nearsighted since the 3rd grade. That could have colored my preferences. Or perhaps it's because I have had to pay attention to frame styles and colors and thickness...

But I think girls in glasses are so hot!!

Do you all like ladies in specs, or is it just me?