Two Days Too Late

Oh come on. Talk about bad timing.

Yesterday I saw that porn mega star Janine Lindemulder was offering private webcam shows. I was all, "Seriously?? Holy crap I need to see one of those!" Cuz, I mean, really? What could be better than getting one of the Vivid girls to take your requests in PRIVATE?? No brainer there.

So I was all excited, and was going to tell you guys every detail of my Janine webcam experience when...

...Fuck!

Ok, ok, let's back it up - more info is needed here. If you didn't already know, the lust-worthy Miss Janine has had some legal issues and spent a bit of time in the slammer, followed by a halfway house. Nothing scandalous, really, just business/tax issues.

So, she's been free a while but the officials in charge of her parole have decided she can no longer do cam shows or other adult work until she's totally done with parole, September 7.

Motherfucking cocksucking bad timing!! If I had only caught her live on webcam two days ago :(

Janine's webcam bio page:


I'll be checking to see when she's back and let you all know. If you all hear any info, let me know k?

We're pulling for you, Janine, keep your chin up!

Free Videos: Rachel BJ

Today, my fellow pervs, we get video clips from Rachel - yay! I was checking her out on twitter and had a wicked fantasy about kissing this uber-hottie. Lucky for all of us, Rachel offered some videos for us to get off to.

In the video, she treats Buzz to a BJ and makes him squirt on her big boobs (now you KNOW you have to be over 18 to watch THIS):


Rachel is super sweet, very cool, and yes I've met her and can verify she's not a fake. She may be high glam, sure. But she's also smart, friendly, and freakin hilarious! The life of the party, she and her man Buzz are always up for a good time with good people.

Today's Crush

Today's crush is Mnislahi. She's exotic, petite, brunette, and an all-around badass. 18 piercings and 4 tattoos on a tiny, hot-assed frame? Sign me up. She satisfies my lets-get-drunk-and-makeout-while-terrorizing-the-neighborhood desires. Besides, any girl who can't live without her iPhone and admits to loving all the Star Wars movies along with "The Goonies"? Duhh, that's a girl for me.

I particularly like her girl/girl photos and the set "Nikon Night".

If you're in the mood for smart, cute, alternative girls...crush on Mnislahi with me. She's here:


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Free Video Gallery - Diamond

I love Diamond! Ok, you've been warned. I know this girl, personally. She is one hot, sweet, real woman. She really IS that sexy. She really IS that cute. She really IS that feminine.

We met back a few years ago at a porn industry convention. And have kept in touch ever since. She's one of those amazingly down to earth porn-star-next-door types. We need more of those, don't you agree?

You be good to my girl now, ya hear? ;)

Clicking this "come hither" pic will take you to a free video gallery, "Digital Bombshell", courtesy of our Diamond (18+):


If you want more Diamond, here ya go, it's a DJ Buffet, baby:
One-on-one shows, screename "DiamondJames"

She also has all her videos, voyeur cameras, and free weekly members shows on her website, I will be watching, see ya there:

Live Show Review - Amber

Caught a show from Amber today. It was a little over 9 minutes long, more than enough time for getting off. And very, very satisfying.

I am a sucker for real-girl appeal. Not, like, I want to know what her last burp sounded like...but I want to get a feel for her personality as well as looks. Yeah, yeah, I hear you, sometimes a girl is so hot you can overlook a personality you're not into. I agree. But, if given a choice, I'll take a cute chick with a tight body whose intellectual lights are on over high maintenance ANY day.

Within a minute you can tell Amber is all there. She's quick, well spoken, and wants to get you off. She didn't waste time, didn't play dumb to milk the clock (and your wallet in the process).

And she's a real cutie! Brunette with a magnetic smile, bright eyes, and tight body to boot. If I were to cast a well known actress as Amber? A hotter, naked Tina Fey. I dig Tina Fey, so that's a compliment. If you love perky little tits (and I love ALL tits), this girl has got them. Light pink, swollen nipples. Dark red, real nails. Matching red lips and toenails. Trimmed pussy with light pink, shaved lips. "Come lick me" pussy hairstyle hehe.

And GREAT taste in lingerie. Today she was wearing a dark brown bra and panty set that I loved. Black thigh highs with lace tops. What, brown isn't on your fantasy list? Let me tell you, open your mind. Because this outfit on this girl gave the "real girl" thing even more credibility.

Amber started with a quickie striptease and moved on to leaning back in her chair and spreading her thighs. Followed by her soft pink lips. Plunged her red-tipped fingers into her tight puss and teased before asking about anal.

Oh yeah, the girl likes anal, boys and girls! Amber pulled out a mid sized pink butt plug and slid it into her butt. It was the first chance I'd had to check out her ass. And it was as round and tight as I'd hoped! She pushed the butt plug in as deep as it would go while playing with her clit and moaning.

Definitely got me all wet, mmm hmm.

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I got this private show on the PrivateCamz network featuring "AmberLily"

You can also see Amber on her personal website, here: